Stephen King, Haruki Murakami nominated for 'Bad Sex in Fiction'

Stephen King: Ouch!

Famous British journal the 'Literary Review' has nominated certain eminent authors like  Haruki Murakami; master of horror, Stephen King and the twice Booker nominated and Sebastian Barry for its yearly Bad Sex Award, the prize awarded to the worst literary depictions of sexual acts.The Bad Sex Award, now in its 19th year. We bring for our readers certain quotes from those authors books who have been nominated for this year's bad sex awards

Choicest quotes

11.22.63 by Stephen King  (“Her head bonked on the door. ‘Ouch,’I said. ‘Are you all right?’”)

The Final Testament of the Holy Bible by James Frey (“Every part of my body sang some song I had never heard.”)

The Great Night by Chris Adrian. (“His lady lifted to the stars on his impossibly stiff, impossibly elegant cock.”)

On Canaan’s Side by Sebastian Barry (“We got rid of our damned clothes, and clung, and he was in me then.”)

Dead Europe by Christos Tsiolkas  (“My tongue furiously worked the craters.”)

Parallel Stories  by Péter Nádas (“They hit gracefully on this exceedingly advantageous position.”)

Ed King by David Guterson (“At the moment of their mutual climax, Ed made sure Diane was on top.”)

The Land of Painted Caves by Jean M Auel (“It surged up, unti, with volcanic release, it engulfed them.”)

The Affair by Lee Child (“Then faster and harder. Then we were panting. faster, harder, faster, harder.”)

Outside the Ordinary World by Dori Ostermiller (“We’re part of the same organism: some outrageous sea creature.”)

Everything Beautiful Began After by Simon Van Booy  (“Henry reached up her thighs … as though quietly imploring.)

1Q84 by Haruki Murakami  (“A freshly made ear and a freshly made vagina look very much alike.”)

And also : "[Her breasts] seemed to be virtually uninfluenced by the force of gravity, the nipples turned beautifully upward, like a vine's new tendrils seeking sunlight."

And also: “I’m still erect now, and it shows no sign of subsiding. Neither Sonny and Cher nor three-digit multiplication nor complex mathematics had managed to bring it down.”